467. "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" Scissor Sisters

"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Scissor Sisters
Ta-Dah
2006

When I don't feel like dancin', what I do is I put a personal ad online saying that I'm looking a for a new friend. Then we meet, and hang out, and just have the best time ever.
Such good chums we become!
Then I introduce my new best pal to a pretty girl, and they fall in love, and get married.
And they have a wedding, and I love dancin' at weddings, so, boom: now I feel like dancin'!
And I've got a new friend!