458. "Head On" Pixies

"Head On"
Pixies
Trompe Le Monde
1991

I used to find Kim Deal incredibly sexy, even though I didn't find her attractive at all. This is because playing an instrument makes people up to 34% sexier. I can't speak for the exact numbers as far as men go, but with women the math is as follows:
Xylophone: 2 % sexier
Theremin: 7 % sexier
Saxophone/clarinet: 12 % sexier
Flute: 21 % sexier
Guitar: 23 % sexier
Bass: 28 % sexier
Drums: 31% sexier (see White, Meg)
Violin 34% sexier

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