454. "Here's Where The Story Ends" The Sundays

"Here's Where The Story Ends"
The Sundays
Reading, Writing and Arithmetic
1990

Little known endings to famous stories:
Casablanca: Rick runs his Cafe Americain for several years before selling to an American rock star; Rick's Cabo Wabo still a popular North African spring break destination
Of Mice and Men: Dead bunny re-animates and leads zombie bunny revolution. Humanity crushed under the thumping foot of zombie bunnies.
Star Wars: Princess Leia gives birth to several children over the years who suffer from hemophilia; Han Solo becomes suspicious of his wife's "family nights" with Luke.
The Shawshank Redemption:  Red and Andy find they really don't like each other after they aren't forced to spend all their time together, and become heads of rival drug cartels. Andy beheaded after a kidnapping in 1998; his head is never found, though Red is heard to boast he knows how to find things.
Forrest Gump: Due to Forrest's craven idiocy and Jenny's profound lack of morals, they have the sex one last time before she dies, and Forrest gets AIDS. He is fired from his job at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., and his wrongful termination lawsuit fails. He dies penniless and alone. His son will see his ghost on occasion, but prefers to hang out with Bruce Willis.