451. "Scared of Girls" Placebo

"Scared of Girls"
Placebo
Without You I'm Nothing
1998

I was reading about tarantulas today (just a totally normal thing to read about at work).
When the male tarantula is feeling randy, he goes to a female and taps the ground with his super gross front legs. If she's receptive (maybe she's had a tarantula cosmo or two), she'll present herself to the lucky male. And then sometimes she'll just change her mind AND EAT HIM.
If she decides to let him live, she then lays a giant egg sac with 50-100 little tarantulas in it, which isn't disgusting at all. She is protective of her brood, but if she doesn't like the way the l'il tarantulas are progressing inside the sac, she'll TEAR IT OPEN AND EAT ALL HER OFFSPRING.
So nut up, Placebo. Human females are nothing to be afraid of.