430. "Miss Jackson" OutKast

"Miss Jackson"
OutKast
Stankonia
2000

TIMMY'S INTRO TO BEING THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

A. "Breaking the Ice"
1. Throw a party and invite a single young woman with the surname "Jackson".
2. When a chap is near the young woman, trip him so he bumps into her.
3. After the embarrassed chap says, "I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson," shout "WOOO!"
4. Bask the glow of your friends' approval for your witty quip.

B. "Sealing the Deal"
1. During a lull in the conversation, introduce the topic of waterslides.
2. Wait for a partygoer to announce that it has been some time since they have enjoyed a waterslide.
3. Ask how long it has been. If they do not answer by saying "forever", repeat step 1 with a different topic (suggestions: bowling, spaghetti bolognese, tantric sex).
4. If your guest does answer "Forever!", reply, "Forever? For ever ever? For ever ever?"
5. Humbly accept the huzzahs that come your way for the well timed reference.