403. "Chop Suey!" System of a Down

"Chop Suey!"
System of a Down
Toxicity
2001

WAKE UP


Ah, what?  Jesus. What time is it? Who the fuck are y-

NANANA PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP


I'm sorry, you're singing too fast, I don't understand what you're saying. You want me to put makeup on, are going to rape me or someth-

MANANANA SHAKEUP


I'm sorry sir, I'm very scared and I don't understand you. Are you Borat?

WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?


The... the keys? Is that how you got in here? And that is a strange choice of preposition, I'm sorry, Borat, I must ask you to-

MANANANA FABLE!


What, "Fable", like the game "Fable"? If that's what you're here for, I'm sorry, I had "Fable II" and "Fable III" but I sold them both. To GameStop, if you must know, and got right screwed as far as the value goes. That's why I started selling my used games on-

YOU WANTED TO


Aah! Who the fuck was that? I'm st-

MANANA LITTLE MAKEUP


Wait, now-

YOU WANTED TO


Fine!  I'll put the makeup on, you can have my Xbox, you can have all my games, just please leav-

NANANA SHAKEUP


I get it, I get it, it's a shakeup! JUST DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE BORAT. Whatever that other guy is saying, I never wanted to do anything! I JUST WANT TO LIVE. And if we're bargaining here, you can rape me if you leave the Xbox. I just got into "Skyrim", and my smithing is coming along splendidl