428. "Southside" Moby

"Southside"
Moby
Play
1999

Everything in my DNA says I should hate Gwen Stefani. She's stick thin, bottle blond. She married the guy from Bush, maybe the worst band of 1990's, at least until Creed came bumbling along. She is the lead singer of an Orange County ska band.
(Jack Donaghy voice): An Orange County ska band, Lemon!
But I don't hate her. In fact, I pretty much think she's the coolest. I download her singles off iTunes, and enjoy them, even the goatherd one. I'm pretty much guaranteed to click on a HuffPo link with her name in it. And even though she's stick thin, bottle blond, I find her super foxy.
There is only one explanation: in 1995, Gwen Stefani used her magical wood-nymph powers to see the future, and saw the creation of this influential music countdown blog of world renown. She then snuck into my bedroom while I was sleeping, maybe went through my things cause she thought I was cute, and placed a powerful spell on me, ensuring I would say nice things about her in my influential music countdown blog of renown.
Well played, Stefani. Well played indeed.