376. "Paperback Writer" The Beatles

"Paperback Writer"
The Beatles
single
1966

I wish I lived in the world that this song describes, even if it was never real. This fella is applying to be a fiction writer just like he would apply to be a barista at Starbucks or something. I wonder how interviews to be a paperback writer would go.
Q: Describe an instance in which you were able to resolve a problem outside the three act structure.
A: Um...
Q: Where do you see your protagonist in five years?
A: ....
Q: Do you drink too much and fail to cultivate meaningful relationships?
A: I do!
Q: You start tomorrow.